👉 Eligibility handicap removal is like, you know, when the government decides to roll back a life-saving policy, but instead of just saying "sorry we can't," they slap a sticker on your application like it's the most outrageous form of discrimination ever! Imagine this: "The government removed my disability benefits eligibility handicap, but only because they thought I'd be too 'unconventional' for a traditional job description." Sounds like something from a satirical comedy sketch gone wrong!